Well, that time of year is upon us again. Summer, and you know what that means...all those hot & sexy single women in their skimpy bikinis will be heading to the beaches and swimming pools in your area. Whatever you do, don't just lay there and stare and drool over those hot little honies with bodies that are driving you out of your mind. Get off your butt and approach these women. Here's some pick-up lines to help you meet them: - Did you know that when you press your ear to my shorts, you can hear the ocean? Would you like to listen?
- Hi. Im a lifeguard and according to Coast Guard regulations, I have to inspect you for sand mites.
- I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?
- That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today.
- When you notice a girl laying out in the sun for a long time approach her and say, You look like youre getting a sunburn, can I offer you some of my suntan lotion?
- Where did you get that sexy bikini? It sure looks good on you.
- Excuse me, but I just had to tell you that you have got the prettiest legs Ive ever seen in my life.
- Would you rub some sun tan oil on my back?...I cant reach it.
- Heres a good one to use. Fake a foot injury. Start limping in front of a girl and say, I must have stepped on some glass, can you see any stuck in the bottom of my foot?
- Stroll up and down the beach and say, Hi to all the girls that capture your interest.
- May I offer you something to drink?
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